MyB Episodes: Bed hoarder

For the record, I am a "neat sleeper". Imbento ko lang yang term na yan but what I mean is that I usually wake up in the same position that I slept at. I remember during one of our teambuilding, I had to share the bed with a teammate (girl shempre). The next morning pinagkakalat nya na kung ano daw itsura/posisyon ko nung natulog kami, ganun na ganun daw nia ako nakita kinaumagahan. Parang hindi daw ako gumalaw magdamag. She'll recount that incident every so often. She was that amused/amazed at me.

But now if you'll ask my husband, he'll probably tell you something like this:

Exaggg!

It has been more than a couple of times that he told me that muntik na raw sya mahulog sa bed kasi inokupa ko na lahat. I refused to believe it. I'm just not the type.

But when we analyzed it, it could probably be true. Ang sarap kasi ng may kayakap! And I'm addicted to his hugs hihi! So what happens is that I "follow" him wherever he "goes" in bed until he has no more space left to his left (I sleep on his right)! Crazy marital "issues"! Hahaha!

Note: photo from the internet.

MyB Episodes: Passive for now

MyB has been experiencing lower back pains for a week now. We rushed him to the emergency room last Tuesday as he really was having difficulty getting up from the bed. After urinalysis, x-ray and some pain killer and muscle relaxant prescriptions, he was released from E.R. 

He returned to the hospital the next day for his x-ray results. MRI was recommended. Today he just got back from his appointment with the orthopedic surgeon. Verdict: normal sign of aging!

With the kind of work that we have, we're very susceptible to back pains. The doctor advised to get up from the desk (at least every hour), stand up and walk around for a few minutes. When the doctor learned that he just recently married, he also advised him to take "passive action" for now.

Me: What does it mean?

MyB: Ikaw daw muna magtrabaho. Woman on top! Eh sinabi ko kasi pine-pressure nako nila daddy na magbigay na ng apo kaya panay panay tayo.

OMG. 

Buti na lang hindi ako kasama ng pumunta sya sa doctor kundi, I died of embarrasment perhaps! At kung ako naman ang may back pain next week, alam nyo na! Bwahahaha!!!

MyB Episodes: Vulcan salute

I was trying to do the Vulcan salute. It's synonymous to "Long live and prosper". If you're not a Star Trek fan, it is done like this:

It was so frustrating because I can't seem to make my pinkie and ring finger get together! It was like I was having arthritis and having difficulty with my hands. So imagine my happiness when I finally did it!

Me: Yehey!!! I can do the Vulcan (as in Vul-kan) salute!
MyB: It's Vulcan (pronounced as "Val-kan").
Me: Basag trip ka ah!!!

Ikaw na ang Star Trek fanatic!!! Ang perfectionist ng asawa ko grabe bawal magkamali! 

Photo courtesy of http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Vulcan_salute

MyB Episodes: Si Giripit at Si Giripat

I saw an old joke and decided to try it to myB.

Me: Naglalakad sa bangin sila Giripit and Giripat. Nahulog sa bangin si Giripat. Sino ang natira?
myB: Sa bangin sila naglalakad? Edi kanina pa sila nahulog dalawa!
Me: Grabe, ni-analyze mo naman mashado.. Joke to, joke! Wag mo i-spoil ang punchline! Ulitin ko ha.
Me: Naglalakad sa GILID ng bangin sila Giripit and Giripat. Nahulog sa bangin si Giripat. Sino ang natira?
myB: Si Giripit!
Me: Naglalakad sa gilid ng bangin sila Giripit and Giripat. Nahulog sa bangin si Giripat. Sino ang natira?
myB: ....
Me: Na-gets mo na?
myB: Oo. Kaya ayaw ko na ipa-repeat.
Me: Killjoy ka!!!


Ang hirap ng analytical and sanay sa high quality deliverables na asawa, pati jokes niq'quality control! Nyahaha!

MyB and Car Racing and more!

MyB loves cars and car racing. He is a Formula One fanatic. Throw him a question and for sure he knows the answer. He’s like a walking Formula One encyclopedia. He loves it so much that I once gifted him with Gran Turismo PS3 game. I won the Best Girlfriend Award because of that, haha! And because I’m so exposed to anything Formula One related because of him, I feel like I know the sport too. For one, I know that Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger of Pussy Cat Dolls were once an item, haha! They broke up because Lewis is still not yet ready to settle down and wants to focus on world championship. They said if you are married, somehow your race will be affected. You’ll not be as daredevil as you used to be, of course you have to be careful because you know someone is waiting for you after the race. You tend to slow down, hence good bye podium finishes and world championship.

Aside from Formula One, he is also a follower of the endurance racing or 24 Hours of Le Mans. He also plays this on Gran Turismo as well :P This is like Formula One but the race goes on for 24 hours straight. A driver will race for two hours before a relief driver can take over during a pit stop while they eat and rest. Three drivers share each competing vehicle. Imagine! It will really test the endurance not only of the driver but also of the car.

Imagine my surprise when I saw McDreamy competing in Le Mans! Yes, Dr. Derek Shepherd err, Patrick Dempsey! Apparently, he has a team called Dempsey Racing and the last weekend’s race was his fourth try already. His team won 2nd place in the GTE-Am class! They drove a Porsche 911 lang naman! Ironically, he died in a car accident in Grey’s Anatomy, nyahaha!



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MyB Episodes: My most embarrasing moment

Something embarrasing happened today.

My husband likes to tickle my tummy whenever he gets a chance. Sometimes, instead of using his hands, he will tickle me using his mouth! Especially if he hasn't shaved yet. It's the worst thing ever! Mamamatay talaga ako sa kiliti at kakatawa! Daig ko pa ang kiti-kiti n hindi alam paano ang gagawin or saan pupunta! 

Anyway, today he found a chance to do it again. And he was able to pin me in such a way na wala akong takas! Walang awa :( Na-experience ninyo na ba yung sa sobrang kiliti mo wala nang lumalabas sa bibig mo na sound ng tawa? Ganun na ganun ang nangyari sa akin! At eto ang pinaka-matindi, sa sobrang tawa ko hindi ko na talaga napigilan na mapautot ng malakas! 

Me: PPPPPPRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!

MyB: *shocked* then... BWAHAHAHA!!!

Nakakahiya!!! Kahit pa sabihin na asawa ko na sya, hindi pa rin cool na mautot sa harap nya no! Grabe!!! After nun, sya na ang tawa ng tawa. At ako naman ay naiyak sa hiya! Hahaha!

Sabi nga nila, malalaman mo na mahal ka talaga ng isang tao kung sa kabila ng mga nakakahiyang pangyayari sa buhay mo eh tanggap ka pa rin nya. Buti na lang yung utot ko walang amoy! Pero hindi ako makakapayag na naisahan nya ako dun! Gaganti ako one of these days! Bwahahahaha!!!