MyB Episodes: Passive for now

MyB has been experiencing lower back pains for a week now. We rushed him to the emergency room last Tuesday as he really was having difficulty getting up from the bed. After urinalysis, x-ray and some pain killer and muscle relaxant prescriptions, he was released from E.R. 

He returned to the hospital the next day for his x-ray results. MRI was recommended. Today he just got back from his appointment with the orthopedic surgeon. Verdict: normal sign of aging!

With the kind of work that we have, we're very susceptible to back pains. The doctor advised to get up from the desk (at least every hour), stand up and walk around for a few minutes. When the doctor learned that he just recently married, he also advised him to take "passive action" for now.

Me: What does it mean?

MyB: Ikaw daw muna magtrabaho. Woman on top! Eh sinabi ko kasi pine-pressure nako nila daddy na magbigay na ng apo kaya panay panay tayo.

OMG. 

Buti na lang hindi ako kasama ng pumunta sya sa doctor kundi, I died of embarrasment perhaps! At kung ako naman ang may back pain next week, alam nyo na! Bwahahaha!!!